Brickhouse Betty

Watching the oldest known adult cartoon, "Buried Treasure", starring Eveready Harton is a surreal experience. You've got total hardcore action, except it stars grainy black and white cartoons, complete with rollicking barroom piano pieces in the background. Eveready sometimes uses his huge cock as a third leg, or it gets bitten by a crab and runs away, and once he accidentally sticks it in another man who was humping his lady, and drags him across the screen with it.

Luckily, the cartoon action gets more erotic and "realistic" when we get to the star of the site, and her posse of sexy toon babes. No, Betty doesn't have to carry the whole site by herself anymore, she's got help with the similarly hot blonde Trixy Mary (though she's not as stacked), and the cute, auburn-haired Britney Dreams. There are also other sexy 2D adult attractions here, enough to please the perverted man-boy in everyone.

Of the other animated characters featured here, I prefer Britney to even Brickhouse Betty herself. She's got features reminiscent of everyone's favorite boyhood cartoon fantasy, The Little Mermaid, Ariel. I'm not saying they could be sisters, but there has got to be some sort of relation, in a Disneyesque way. But there's nothing family-oriented about the way this cutie sucks cock in her Head Session interactive game. You get to control what she does, from Lick The Tip to Tasty Balls, all the way to Cum Baby Cum. With your one hand on the mouse and the other… somewhere else, you can get one of the best blowjobs you'll ever have!

See, it's not all pics and flash movies on this site. There's a lot of fun and games going on, too. Comic strips and a XXX comic book are also a part of what you get. Having Flash animation as the main attraction, it is only natural that that is the main format available, at least for streaming the exclusive videos. And it helps them keep that exclusivity. There's no downloading these suckers, you'll have to log on to enjoy Betty's charms. There are also a variety of stills, since they're all original artwork anyway. They range from 1024x768 wallpapers to scanned classic comic strips featuring a monstrously erect Popeye.

But Brickhouse Betty is still the main attraction, and this ditzy blonde shows why in her 2006 AVN Award winning animated short, "Stormy Bangs Betty". Santa's there, tending bar at the strip club where Betty applies as a waitress. And adult-film star Stormy Daniels voices Stormy, who, like a lot of characters in the series, gets Betty naked. Then they proceed to munch each other's muff, proving that lesbian sex is hot, even when it's a cartoon!

This is a site that isn't for everyone, naturally. Cartoon porn isn't something some men are into. By that token, it appeals to a lot more than your usual porn fan. A lot of people out there will be at this site for the humor and the games, giving this site a more general appeal. The character's popularity, and appearances on more mainstream media guarantee a larger audience, but toon sex fanciers shouldn't worry. It's still their site, and they'll still get lots of hot Flash stuff.