HIP Comix

We’re dealing with a different sort of animal when we’re talking about the HIP Comix website. That’s because the pornographic content in this place is on another level of fantasy altogether. Everything is entirely made-up, from the situations to the participants themselves because the site consists entirely of comic books.

But these aren’t your regular old comic books, naturally. What we’ve got here are adult fantasies given a genre spin and executed by some 3D and graphics programs. Enter the member’s area and you’ll find what is essentially the site’s index. The artists are listed there, with graphics from issues of their comics. Navigating through this is easy, but a tad overwhelming due to all that flashy art. But generally, people know enough to go click on one of these artists’ links to see their work.

There they’ll find thumbnails of these artists’ creations, whether it’s a solo superheroine in skimpy spandex, some sexy sci-fi noir or an S&M-themed period piece like Dose’s Swashbuckling Bound. Click on these and you’ll get a page full of downloadable JPEGS that are the pages of this comic book. These pages are generally in the 1024 pixel range, with some providing even bigger hi-res 1650 pixel images. Video content doesn’t exist on this site, as animation with the quality of art these exclusive comics have are probably difficult to source or produce.

There are about 14 of them, all using pseudonyms, and all the work they do is written by two writers – Doc Robo and Maxx Hass. Yes, there are no big names in porn here, just a couple of horny nerds with names out of some pulp sci-fi novel. But the work they produce is gorgeous, and for those who are into pixel titties, probably very arousing. I mean, all the shiny sluts in here have jugs that reach out to THERE, and they’re not affected at all by the laws of physics. Whether it’s Bukanan’s [Flarebright], or MMasey’s [Blue Kitty Kat], these 3D girls are stacked with what looks like 38-Ds! Their massive mammaries are usually restrained by some scanty or shiny costume, but as their adventures continue, some perverted villain or simplistic plot point finally unleashes these torpedoes. Witness Blue Kitty Kat’s situation when she is caught stealing a golden cat from the museum by Night Lepus. Wondering what her punishment could be, she imagines a scenario where she’s naked, chained to a wall, lashed, and spanked. While Night Lepus is distracted by this fantasy, Blue Kitty Kat escapes!

It’s fun, it’s funny, and full of floozies. You are going to be here because you’re a horny comic geek, not because you’re looking for hot porn. Artists like Max and Timo cater to the former well, with serials like [Justice Legion] that sometimes don’t show any skin for a whole issue, but are filled with art that is a cut above the rest in detail and composition. And to prove that this is primarily for that market, extras include features like Tutorials and a chance to send in your own material.