Lethal Lipstick

I'm dying watching this site - almost literally. I love Bond girls, and the femme fetal here are only Bond girls on the most superficial level. Sure they make an instant James Bond out of you, but what they really want in 100 MBs of MPEG film footages is to kill you with laughter and an erection. Lethal Lipstick is the ultimate fun-with-chicks site. Boy, do I wanna play.

Lethal Lipstick is a site the likes of which I've never come across before. How to explain three hot chicks caught in a Mexican standoff in some warehouse, until some guy suddenly walks in, breaking the stalemate? A cheesy gun battle ensues, until the final victor emerges unscathed, her two opponents, and the guy, lying dead on the floor. Then the credits appear as each girl is shown again in their pistol-packing poses: Charlotte, Jessie and Sadie.

It's Sadie that I'm fond of in these titillating noir vignettes. She's a pale and trim, with nice breasts and straight black hair, cut short. The perfect grown-up Natalie Portman to your Jean Reno, if you want to play that fantasy here. And you can, because they say that requests are sometime granted when you care to voice them out in the Forum.

Or maybe a fantasy with Petra would be better. She's blonde, and tough, and damn sexy, carrying a fully accessorized Colt A-10 in one hand and a Steyr assault rifle in the other. Her golden curves are the perfect complement to the lean, dark lines of the weapons that she so nonchalantly displays, as if she was a sales girl at a terrorist's fantasy warehouse club.

If you're still having a hard time picturing what kind of site Lethal Lipstick is, let me spell it out for you already. It's a Brit glamour fantasy site, and the fantasy they're selling is hardcore action. As in Bourne Identity with breasts, not XXX fucking. The little short films starring these lethal ladies can all be found on the Our Movies page, in MPEG format with a natural 320x240 viewing size. They all come as one complete scene, each lasting a few minutes. The English accents and stiff acting make for an experience more amusing than arousing, which is why I prefer the Photographs section. Those 768x512 still images of these girls are the perfect vehicle for you to appreciate the babe aspect of this babes and bullets site. It's just like wanking off to the cover of some R-rated B-movie from your youth.

Lethal Lipstick is not pornography at all, but it might have the power to call forth the kind of reaction a more X-rated site does, if you've got the fetish for it. But if you aren't into this niche as a sexual outlet, the site is still a gas. I enjoyed the videos as much as I would a nice, campy exploitation flick. You can actually edit all the scenes together and you may even be able to release it as one. A hottie in pink underwear like Amiera might be hotter holding a knife while silent in a still photo, but is more fun when moving and reciting some lethally bad dialogue.