Modern Toons

Modern Toons is a colorful site, more hilarious than a place to get your porn fix. My take on porn toons of this caliber is that you enjoy it for its irreverence. And what's more irreverent than Homer and Bart double-teaming Lisa Simpson? If you are shocked by the idea, much less with an art work as a visual aid, you will be shocked at the audacity and the amount of obscenity a lewd and artistic imagination can produce.

I am a cartoon fan, not necessarily of the XXX kind. I love the freedom of imagination toon artists allow themselves. There are just some things live actors would not do. I mean wouldn't the incestuous relationship between the Simpson family qualify as illegal in many countries. But inside Modern Toons, everything goes, and that's the way I want it. Where else would you see the hot chicks of Totally Spice suck a middle-aged dick?

The site design is a big plus for Modern Toons members. It is easy on the eyes and allows members to focus front and center at the exciting comic book panels. Modern Toons have opted for the graphic novel approach instead of toon videos. Yep, making toon videos are way too pricey. A five minute Disney movie clip would bring the membership fee at Modern Toons to unreachable levels.

The panels can be clicked for the bigger version. This bigger version shows up as a Flash window. This ensures that the copyright value of these artworks are not copied, which is good for the site and good for the members.

The amount of artwork is overwhelming. On the middle right side of home page, members can find the complete list of titles. These titles are filed as tags but they work well as a navigation tool. The list is long and includes just about every American cartoon running on TV. From Aladin, Beauty and the Beast, Braceface, to Hercules, Jetsons, Looneytoones, to the Simpsons, Scoobydoo, South park, Tarzan and many more.

If you are tired of watching cartoons on Saturday afternoons, why not porn up your Saturday afternoons inside Modern Toons. Too bad, none of the JPEG art works are downloadable. This is the sort of porn entertainment that you'll want to share with friends and office colleagues.