Snails Reviews
1000 Facials
1000 Facials is over half way to its target of 1k babes glazed with 530+ scenes currently in the archive, most of which are provided in full 1080p HD downloads and streams. You're getting world-class pornstars, weekly updates and access to 9 bonus sites: couple in our discount that gets you in the door for less than a dollar a week and you've got yourself a crazy good deal.
Rating 82/100
Hot sluts treated to sticky facials all day long!
Membership Pricing
Full Review
Ever see a chick that has such a pretty face that you just want to glaze it with jizz? I know that feeling, and so do the guys over at 1000 Facials, which is why they've produced this site! Naturally, the content is all about gorgeous gals with cock sucking skills that ensure they're given the very best facials around. The tour promises HD videos, bonus sites and some great pornstars in action, but does the member's area actually deliver on these claims? To find out, keep reading as I head inside for a full review of 1000 Facials.
You'll notice immediately that 1000 Facials updates on a weekly basis with new scene and has a number of bonus sites that come free of charge when you join. The network is called My XXX Pass and you'll be given unrestricted access to 9 other sites, including Throated, Mommy Blows Best and Only Teen Blowjobs. Most of the content on this network is focused on blowjobs and they even have multiple weekly live streams where you can see a porn shoot taking place in real time. The site's design and navigation are also on point: it's a good experience inside!
534 scenes currently make up the extent of the archive that 1000 Facials has, dating all the way back to 2006. A switch from 360p to 1080p was made at the start of 2010 for 1000 Facials, meaning that over 350 scenes are currently available in the archive in full HD. You can also choose to stream or download the content in a range of smaller resolutions, similar to the quality structure that YouTube offers. Note that MP4 is the only file type offered here, although I can't imagine many people will have an issue with that. All videos also come with a photo set of the cumshot goodness too: you can even download the images in bulk using the zip files they provide.
Clips typically feature one girl and either one or two guys, with most scenes sticking to just a single dick. You do get small storylines in the productions, although they're not that vital to enjoying the material. Note that 1000 Facials is a blowjob focused website: I sampled 8 scenes and all of them featured nothing but cock sucking. Ladies that have been featured on this site include the likes of Cadence Lux, Riley Star, Aidra Fox and Heather Vahn: not a bad little collection of cum-addicted starlets that know their way around a dick! As a side note, I was quite impressed with the audio here: these guys know how to pick up the right sounds when it comes to a girl working a stick of meat.
Quality
Around 75% of the videos that 1000 Facials has available in the archive are offered in 1080p and 720p HD formats with your choice of either downloading or streaming. Images here are also quite good with a resolution of 1920 x 1280 pixels utilized. Across all of the content, production quality and good camera work is evident.
Content
At the time of writing this review, 534 scenes are up for grabs and a new one is added on the weekly. 1000 Facials is all about the blowjobs and gets some great gals in the mix for lots of cock sucking fun that always end in a great load of jizz being deposited on a babe's face. See Ashley Fires, Heather Vahn and more pornstars get glazed!
Pros
1000 Facials offers weekly content updates, a well-maintained archive of over 500 scenes and plenty of HD content to boot. I was pleased with the length of the clips, quality of the models and of course, the 9 bonus sites you'll be able to access - many of which are also devoted to blowjob porn.
Cons
One thing I didn't like inside My XXX Pass was the advertising: they seem to want you to join other destinations once you're inside as well and I've never liked that practice. Additionally, archive pages are 6 scenes deep: you have to constantly click the 'next' page to uncover more of the content they've got.
Pricing & Bonus
Snail's Reviews will typically manage to get our readers access to top-dollar discounts on monthly memberships, but at 1000 Facials, you're getting the biggest savings when you sign up for 12 months. Our offer is $49.95 for 12 months: that's an absolute steal! You can also choose a half-price 1 month plan at $14.95.
Conclusion
Over 500 archived scenes, weekly content updates and some of the finest pornstars around taking cum on their faces in the name of pleasure: what's not to love about 1000 Facials? I think when you consider our discounts here, this is as close to porn being given away as you can get. Take the tour and if you like what you see, sign up.
534 Picture Sets
150 Pics In Set
Hi-Res Pictures
Zip Files
534 Full Movie
Streaming
Downloadable
Average length of 20 Mins
Available Video Formats
| 6000Kbps | MP4 | 1920 x 1080 | |
| 4000Kbps | MP4 | 1280 x 720 | |
| 3500Kbps | MP4 | 960 x 540 |
9 Bonus Sites & Multi Access Network
The Sites Listed here are sites that the company also has produced. In most cases, when you sign up to one of their sites you get access to their entire network. Check above to see if this company allows Multi-Access in the SITE DETAIL section of the review.
