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Dirty Masseur

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What the Brazzers Network does really well is take top class porn stars and put them in a variety of sites and situations. Here we see the work of the Dirty Masseur, though the title should really be plural as there is more than one. A hot porn star comes along to get or give a massage and there's some sensuous build up before the real event starts, the stuff that these stars do best. We get exclusives, bonuses, extras and quality.

Exclusivity
15/15
Quantity
7/10
Updates
6/10
Features
8/10
Quality
14/15
Navigation
4/5
Downloads
4/5
Design
4/5
Speed
12/15
Price
9/10

Stress free with extras, time for a hot-porn rub-down

2 Day Trial $1.00 rebills at $39.95 per month
Monthly Price $17.99 $17.99 a monthExclusive Discount Price - Save 39%
3 Month Price $59.95 $19.98 a month
Yearly Price$119.9910 a month
Credit Card     1 Cross sales, prechecked

ReviewerSign up, taking advantage of the great discount offer that's currently running, and enter the members' area and you find yourself at the Brazzer's network hub. There are something like 7,000 + scenes and galleries with 2,000 or so models in this network and my membership to Dirty Masseur gave me access to all of them. So, what you need to do first is find your site from the Explore tab in the menu and the Sites & Niches section. There you see everything that's on offer, you scroll down and find the massage site and click it. Finally, after lots of wonderfully distracting images of hot girls and hardcore, you find what you signed up for.

And I found a nice number of scenes here with a new one being added each week. All of them take the same kind of story though there are two versions: a hot babe comes for a massage, gets oiled up and stripped down and massaged and then fondled, fingered and fucked. Or a guy comes along, and the gorgeous masseuse gets to work and sees something rising under his towel. She whips the towel away and deals with whatever has come up, with hands, lips, sometimes even feet (now that's really horny!) and then gets fucked. Great filming, good quality, hot cum-shot endings, nice atmosphere, this is top class porn with top class models.

Movies come with trailers are shown in streams with Flash at a decent size and sometimes HD depending on age, and in downloads. I found resolutions for both from 320p through mid-range ones at 480p and 720p to a top range 1080p that was perfectly clear and sharp. Actually, none of the versions gave any cause for complaint but obviously the higher the resolution the better the look. Scenes ran for around 20 to 30 minutes, there care tablet and iPhone suitable versions to take plus one WMV for those who prefer it. I had no trouble either viewing or downloading scenes and you can also take one or five minute clips if you prefer. Scenes also come with a timeline so you can jump straight to a certain section; so just about all your viewing needs are taken care of here.

You can also find the galleries of high quality pics that come with each scene, and all from this same viewing page. There are screen cap galleries at up to 1,920 x 1,080 in size, and with 700 + images (numbers vary) to scan through in an online player. And there are digital stills as well. These are around 600 x 900, well taken, sharp, clear and good quality and are available online or in zip files. Again there are hundreds of posed and action shots per set, and slideshows to run.

With all the content, on all the sites, you can leave comments and make rates, add things to a favourites area and make up your own best collection of content. It's easy to browse the site/network, using the top menu and the Niches page, you don't need to re-enter your access details to get from one site to the other and I had no hassles with the sites at all. In fact, Bazzers gives you a really smooth experience, making your porn-viewing easy.

They also pile on the value with some free live show action. Check the top menu for that, the 32 bonus sites, some background and behind the scenes interviews and footage, special deals they line up from other sites, and the Bonus area where I found over 122,000 no-exclusive and very varied hardcore scenes from other companies. Talk about getting a rub down with a great value membership!

The scenes here go up to full HD specs and are very good quality: nice light, sound, direction, editing and atmosphere. The models are top and hot, the site is well designed and interactive, the galleries produce good quality images that are highly collectable and you have no quality worries at all.

There were a decent number of massage scenes when I was in this one site, running for around 30 minutes each and coming in full scenes and clips/parts. There were 158 screen cap galleries and digital ones each with hundreds of pics. You have 33 Brazzers sites included which deliver thousands more exclusive scenes. Updates to the site are once per week.

You sure get great value when you join up here as you get to access the complete Brazzers network. There are good quality exclusive movies, great galleries, hot professional models, and access to a large bonus porn cinema too. Navigation is easy, there is lots of info and interactive options and you get a good value membership.

The main downers are around signup: watch out for pre-checked cross sales and for geo-targeted pricing (showing in local currencies, possibility at higher rates than advertised). There is a trial period but it is limited and recurs at a much higher rate if not cancelled.

You should go for at least a monthly membership and make sure you look out for any discount offers that are running. The longer-term memberships are worth considering as you have lots to see, regular updates and you get masses of bonuses. 33 exclusive content sites and then over 122,000 non-exclusive and varied hardcore scenes.

This site knows what to do to get us turned on and gives us excellent quality massage fantasy movies with galleries and hot models. That's fine but what's even finer is the hot rub down we get from the network access, the regular updates, the good value signups and the masses of bonus material. Stress free, with all the extras, the Dirty Masseur awaits you.

8000 Pics In Set

Hi-Res Pictures

Screen Captures

Zip Files

Streaming

Downloadable

Average length of 30 Mins

2800KbpsWMV 852 x 480
2000KbpsFLV 1280 x 720
5000KbpsMP4 1920 x 1080
2000KbpsMP4 854 x 4800

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