My Opinion

In the annals of babe-worship, Penthouse Pets are up there with Playboy Bunnies and Hustler Honeys when it comes to having a reputation for sheer hotness! Face it, these organizations take in only the sexiest, prettiest and horniest girls possible. Except for Playboy, which skips the horny part, unfortunately.

But thank God Bob Guccione’s girls don’t have such a handicap. If those Bunnies can’t spread their legs like normal sluts, then there are plenty of others who will in their stead. And Austrian expat Crystal Klein is one of them. You couldn’t ask for a better specimen of babehood than this blonde, 32B-25-35 bombshell. She’s every boy’s wet dream come true, and she’s not afraid to be one. Even better, she’s got wet dreams of her own, and she’s living them out on her website. All brought to you by the same professionals behind the highly successful Danni.com porn site.

And that’s why you’ve scenes like “Bikini Fantasy”, which starts out in attractive monochrome, before allowing the color back as Crystal starts rubbing tanning oil all over her amazing body. She pays particular attention to her breasts in the beginning, then her ass gets the shine it deserves, before she finally feeds her string bikini and fingers to her succulent pussy. All this is set to a faux seagull-and-surf soundtrack on a small beach stage set that allows us to concentrate on the cock-hardening softcore action. Yes, it’s stylized, but it’s just as arousing as any gonzo flick out there.

As I watched this, I was struck by the stunning quality of this WMV movie. This was the low quality version, and already it’s viewed at 400x300 pixels with a 1741.38 kbps bitrate. The high speed quality version is also at 400x300, but with a bitrate in t the region of 4,000+ kbps. There are also Quicktime versions for some of these movies, with quality that is just as good. And you know that the photos are also going to be very satisfactory in their presentation. They’re usually 1,024x683 or 1,300x866 pixels in size, and course they’re all crisp, clear and shot beautifully.

And that’s as it should be, because not only is Crystal Klein an absolute hottie, her friends are too. The get a section all to themselves and they pose and tease and touch themselves just as well as Crystal. Big-tittied Sammie Rhodes and equally buxom brunette Audrey Britoni are just some of the ladies baring their beautiful bodies for your erotic pleasure, or getting it on with Crystal! Whether in solo photo shoots, or lesbian group action, these girls add that extra “oomph!” that takes Crystal’s site to the next raunchy level.