My Opinion

Sometimes you don’t want to be bombarded with in-your-face scenes of frenzied pumping and humping. There are times when a drop-dead gorgeous cutie stripping down to her knickers is even more arousing than a slutty bombshell being banged from behind by some muscle-bound porn god. For those times when your hard-on for the hardcore starts to give way to your turn-on for the titillating, there is Onlytease.com. “We specialise in the erotic, not the extreme”, is their motto, and if you noticed that they spell “specialize” with an “s” and not a “z”, then you’ve stumbled onto another component of this site’s identity, and that special element it has to offer to the fan of softcore action. Only Tease brings you exclusive content all the way from the other continent. It’s British babes you’ll be drooling at, so better brush up on either your Shakespeare, or your Austin Powers.

I don’t know if it’s the developer’s decision, or if UK porn sites are just like that, but the design of this site when you get to log on at the members’ home page is so professional and full of information that it’s almost prim and proper, if not for the thumbnails of lovely girls in lingerie, of course. There are plenty of main navigational points to go to, and they’re all linked to at the top of the page, like everywhere else. You’ve got Home, of course, which is where you start and usually go back to to get your bearings, then there’s Models, Archive, Member’s Forums, My OT, Updates, Links, Contact, and Help.

Let’s see how you go about using this site to the fullest by dispensing with the least important pages first. Help and Contact? You know they’re about support and FAQs, while Links is obviously concerned with ads linking to other sites. Updates is a list of all updates arranged by month, and while other sites have this as a text index, they give it to you here complete with thumbnails. Why? Because the actual galleries in the Archive are chock full of information, features and thumbnails, so the index they have has to be comparable to other sites’ main gallery pages, just to punk ‘em out.

My OT is where you set the preferences for the site, such as how to view the gallery and image set lists, and how big you want the images to be, as well as where you can find your My Favorites page. This site has options up the wazoo! Are all the English this anal? The Models page has the entire database of models searchable by complete name, category, or first letter of the name. There’s also an alphabetical list of models with profiles. Then there’s the My Forums page, where you can chat about the models, make requests, and join contests. Even the gallery page gives you options for rating, or downloading as a ZIP file, or finding the model’s other galleries, or finding similar themes, etc. It’s a site that gives you everything you could ever want for searching, marking, influencing or viewing a scene. But how’s the quality of the merchandise itself?

Believe me when I say that your bangers and eggs will not lack for any stimulation when you check out the Archive pages. With over 450,000 exclusive images in over 3,800 galleries, plus 500+ exclusive downloadable videos, you’ll be nursing your aching stroking-hand after a week. That’s already a lot, and to this they add a minimum of 2 new stills sets a day, and a minimum of 2 new videos each week. As for the UK girls who get to strip in those scenes, they’re positively scrumptious, my good man.