Suburban Amateurs

British boobs are Britain's biggest export next to football, and entering a site that boasts as the number 1 site for British girls, takes all your cool away from you. Because of the promise of real British amateurs, I am trembling like a guy with malaria.

The members' area almost does me in. It's a thumbnail galleries full of semi-hotties. These aren't models or pornstars; these are real amateurs, their pretty faces leave you no room for doubt. What's the difference between a pro and an amateur. For one thing, these Suburban Amateur models are a little overweight for their own good. Some have asses that are just a little too big and many are a little plump. These are British girls all right (mixed with a few Eastern Europeans who've slipped across the Channel). Hundred-percent hotties like Faye are far and few between. And it's a good thing, because you don't sign up to an amateur site to dream; you sign up to sites like Suburban Amateur because you might actually bump into some of these amateurs someday. I am convinced that I spotted this scrumptious number, Erica, when I visited London last year.

The thumbnails are alphabetized. You go from Abbie to Zoe 2 through six pages. The video section is separate from the photo section. You cannot jump from a girl's photo gallery to her video page. Some girls like Erica do not have videos uploaded on the site. Too bad, I would've liked to see her cute little ass wag that I remember when I was in London.

Almost all of the girls have several photo galleries. There are very few outdoor shoots at Suburban Amateurs, so you will have to make do with changes of costumes. The videos are for broadband users. These are in the 150MB range and downloadable in their entirety. There are no clips. I'm a broadband user and it takes two minutes to save a 150MB WMV video file from Suburban Amateur to my PC.

The bonus sites - Suburban Sluts, Viv Thomas Videos, Viv Thomas Photos, One Eyed Jack Videos, UK Amateur Galleries, UK Amateur Hardcore - are remarkable in both their amateur models and their gonzo hardcore shooting. One Eyed Jack, the most startling as far as gonzo shooting goes, only offers streaming videos. Suburban Slut includes photo sets, stories and downloadable videos in zip file.

I cannot say with any authority that chicks like Jaime are real suburbanites or that Katie-Kay hasn't done any nude modeling before. But what I can say with conviction is that I have never been as enamored by a bunch of amateurs as I have been by these Brits. Suburban Amateurs gives us all the prettiest Brits (never mind the crooked teeth) with the loveliest melons and the tastiest arses that titty tabloids have missed.