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Suburban Amateurs

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Suburban Amateurs is up for review today. This site is chock full of sexy British babes, with the girl next door look. The content is mainly solo, and the girls look to be true amateurs, with no real stars appearing here. If you love sweet Brits and sexy pussy this site has plenty to offer and you will even find some hot girl on girl action here too. With a great bonus package thrown in at no extra cost its well worth checking out.


Sexy girl next door type British babes await members.

Monthly Price $29.95
3 Month Price $79.95 $26.65 a month
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ReviewerBritish boobs are Britain's biggest export next to football, and entering a site that boasts as the number 1 site for British girls, takes all your cool away from you. Because of the promise of real British amateurs, I am trembling like a guy with malaria.

The members' area almost does me in. It's a thumbnail galleries full of semi-hotties. These aren't models or pornstars; these are real amateurs, their pretty faces leave you no room for doubt. What's the difference between a pro and an amateur. For one thing, these Suburban Amateur models are a little overweight for their own good. Some have asses that are just a little too big and many are a little plump. These are British girls all right (mixed with a few Eastern Europeans who've slipped across the Channel). Hundred-percent hotties like Faye are far and few between. And it's a good thing, because you don't sign up to an amateur site to dream; you sign up to sites like Suburban Amateur because you might actually bump into some of these amateurs someday. I am convinced that I spotted this scrumptious number, Erica, when I visited London last year.

The thumbnails are alphabetized. You go from Abbie to Zoe 2 through the pages. The video section is separate from the photo section. You cannot jump from a girl's photo gallery to her video page. Some girls like Erica do not have videos uploaded on the site. Too bad, I would've liked to see her cute little ass wag that I remember when I was in London.

Almost all of the girls have several photo galleries. There are very few outdoor shoots at Suburban Amateurs, so you will have to make do with changes of costumes. The videos are for broadband users. These are in the 150MB range and downloadable in their entirety. There are no clips. I'm a broadband user and it takes two minutes to save a 150MB WMV video file from Suburban Amateur to my PC.

The bonus sites - Suburban Sluts, Viv Thomas Videos, Viv Thomas Photos, One Eyed Jack Videos, UK Amateur Galleries, UK Amateur Hardcore - are remarkable in both their amateur models and their gonzo hardcore shooting. One Eyed Jack, the most startling as far as gonzo shooting goes, only offers streaming videos. Suburban Slut includes photo sets, stories and downloadable videos in zip file.

The old content on this site is a bit lower in quality, but as the years have gone by I am happy to say they have improved with the advances in technology. You will find more than enough HD videos and crisp and clear picture sets here, and more are getting added on a regular basis.

Most of the content here is solo masturbation, but you will also find some hot girl on girls scenes and picture sets too. Toys and fingers penetrate sweet pussies, with a huge variety of hot girls on offer.

You will find a lot of great high definition scenes here. The content itself is great, and the models are sexy. A huge collection of scenes and picture sets, regular updates, and the bonus sites all add value to your membership here.

As with most sites of this size and age you will find that the older content is not as good a quality as the newer additions. This site could also use some model bios.

You get 6 great bonus sites included at no extra cost with your membership at Suburban Amateurs which include 5 feeds, which only offer streaming, and one stand alone site with exclusive downloadable content. The monthly membership price is reasonable, and you can save up to $5.00 a month with the 2,3 and 4 month options.

I cannot say with any authority that chicks like Jaime are real suburbanites or that Katie-Kay hasn't done any nude modeling before. But what I can say with conviction is that I have never been as enamored by a bunch of amateurs as I have been by these Brits. Suburban Amateurs gives us all the prettiest Brits with the loveliest melons and the tastiest arses.

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