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Captain Stabbin

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Sex on the boat is the theme of this Reality Kings site that has been around a few years now. Captain Stabbin works hard to keep thing ship shape and Bristol fashion, including keeping his lady crew up to speed. You've got a fair helping of anal videos here, galleries, downloads, streams, great looking models, wild adventures and the offer of a good set of bonus sites with your discounted sign up.


These babes are not at sea when it comes to hardcore anal

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ReviewerCaptain Stabbin is always on the lookout for hot babes to take aboard his yacht where he then proceeds to ram and board them. He takes no prisoners in his anal escapades, pirating the seas and plundering the best pussy on the Spanish Main… Well, I don't exactly know where the movies are filmed (off the coast of the USA somewhere) but they do seem to be set on water, or around the boat. But that's just the backbone gimmick of the site, the main draw are the busty anal babes who give in to his every whim. You've got duo scenes here with lots of hardcore and also trios with two babes and a guy. Movies play out through scripted and semi-scripted scenes and are well filmed.

You've got good viewing options at this site and the others in the network. There are three options to stream in low, medium and HD and full scene and part scene downloads. WMV, Mp4 and Flash are used and the top resolution was up at 1080p. These are for the more recent scenes. The older ones, from back in 2002, had fewer options and the resolutions were, of course, much smaller. I also found that the older streams required a plug in in order to play them but I wasn't told which. These were downloadable in WMV only.

With content stretching back nearly 13 years you would expect a large content count but there were only 268 movies at Captain Stabbin. Mind you, that�s still a fair old number, but updates are not regular. There had only been one during 2015, and I was looking at the site at the end of June. However there are many more sites in the network, which we will look at later.

The movies come with galleries and, in the most recent sets, these held images up at 900 x 600 which fitted the screen fine. The galleries are well stocked with images, around 300 as a rough average and they are easy to browse through. You have slideshows to use and easy browse tools, plus a zip file download of the full set of pics. Movies also come with screen caps at 864 x 468 and these are also plentiful. The general quality of the content is good and as far as I know all the scenes and their galleries are exclusive to the site.

You also get some nice interactive functions here with rates, comments, add to favourites, good viewing options, interactive image galleries, a detailed preview page and a trailer. The site also features a basic search function and linked tag words and linked model names. There is a model index with 248 girls shown, and there are a few basic stats, and links to their content. There's a top menu here to take you to the basic areas of the site, Home, Models, Sites list, Favourites and then to some up-sells, and here's a left column category list too so navigation is nice and straightforward. I did find some of the adverts could get in the way, some look like content links and there are plenty of adverts and deals to check out; a bit too many for my liking.

And as for those bonuses; there are 43 sites in the network in total, they all open in the same window and work in the same way, making network browsing also very easy. A drop-down list also helps with this and there you will find some top sites such as Big Naturals, First Time Auditions and Milf Hunter. There is good variety and there are over 9,000 network scenes to view making this one of the best value signups around at the moment.

Older scenes are lower resolution as some are 12 years old now, but newer ones come with 1080p HD and various viewing options. The filming and presentation is good quality, the scenes are natural and well lit, well-acted and give no cause for concern. Galleries are also good quality and hold some great shots. The site design suffers from too many adverts.

There were 268 all-aboard, at-sea anal shoots in this one site though a very hit and miss update schedule. Downloads in full and part are possible there are streams, and each scene has a gallery of around 300 pics, plus a screen cap gallery. Movies run for around 20 minutes, mainly take place at sea, and are exclusive.

You get a good deal on a membership here even without the discount. There are thousands of scenes in the 40+ sites you can access and there is lots of variety within the network. The site is easy enough to use and has some good interactive options and navigation tools. All movies can be downloaded.

Older content has fewer viewing options and lower resolution specs. There are masses of adverts in the member area some of which look like content links. I'm told there was a download limit. Updates are rare these days. Watch out for pre-checked cross sales on sign up and the limited trial offer which renews at $39.95 if not cancelled.

As long as you avoid that pre-checked cross sale and are wary of the trial period and its high recurring fee, you can take up the $14.95 monthly offer and get access to 43 sites holding over 9,000 original and exclusive videos and galleries. Now that's a pretty excellent bargain on a huge collection of all kinds of hardcore.

There are good points to Captain Stabbin: the hot girls the hard anal, the HD movies and the extras and bonuses, but there are also adverts to wade through and older content is not as high quality. Updates are pretty rare so you're looking at an archive of hot anal filmed on boats plus access to probably the best value all-round network available.

300 Pics In Set

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Average length of 30 Mins

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