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We are looking at a Brazzers site today and that means we are also looking at quality, porn stars, exclusive content, bonuses and all kinds of options for streaming and downloading. This company have a great reputation for niche porn, and today's niche is lesbian sex with hot and hard porn girls who like to play dirty. When you sign up here - taking up the current discounted offer - you get girl/girl hardcore, plus great value extras.


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ReviewerThe girls here at Hard and Mean are good looking, fit, well-built, and glamorous porn stars, with long legs, wet and willing pussies, long tongues and probing fingers. They get down to all kinds of hard lesbian action including: dildo play, some watersports, threesomes, strapon sex, pussy fingering and licking, boob play and often while wearing lingerie and skimpy fetish costumes. So, you not only have the great looking girls with girls, but they manage to satisfy all your lesbian fantasies too.

You log in and come to the main hub home page as there are actually 33 sites included with membership. You use the Explore tab in the main menu to find the sites and niches, but there are also other ways to search and filter the content; it all depends on how you like your porn served up. Heading to Hot And Mean I found a nice number of movies, again with lots of ways to search and filter them, and checking the upload dates I found a new scene was being added every week. The content dates back a few hears here, so not all of the viewing options may be available, but in recent scenes I found excellent ways to view and collect the content.

There are trailers to run, should you wish to, and you can also stream and download full scenes, of around 25 minutes, or you can take one and five minute clips. There are streams in HD, medium and lower resolution options from 320p up to 1080p, so everyone can watch online without any hassles, and then there are up to six downloads. There are 1080p HD downloads in Mp4, standard in WMV and Mp4, some scenes have Mpeg, and there are mobile versions as well.

And then you find an interactive function which I don't think I have seen on any other site/network. You can jump to the action. A box opens and you select from headings such as Ass Licking, 69, or Dildo and the stream leaps straight to that part of the scene. Neat. You can also like scenes and read descriptions, find linked tag words. There are similar scenes shown beneath so you can leap across from one to the other and you also find links to the galleries on this same viewing page.

The scenes come with screen caps, and there are hundreds of them per scene at up to 1,920 x 1,080 (again, size and quality may depend on age), and in some sets I found over 800 pics; then there are the galleries with, sometimes, over 1,000 images to collect. These were up to 532 x 797 in size and contains posed shots from the models as well as the action ones. You have an online player in which to brows the images, you can run slideshows and there are zip file downloads too. I also noticed that you can make comments in the galleries.

So, a goodly amount of hardcore lesbian action and some excellent ways to view the content. After seeing all this you can then go and check the 32 bonus sites where some of the niches covered include Milfs, Teens, Moms, Big Boobs, Medical Fetish, Squirting and more porn stars. Each site works in the same brilliant way and is interactive and each is linked, so you don't need to re-enter your access details.

Finally, I am happy to say that through us you get a discount and can have all this for under $20.00 per month. It's madness!

Although older scenes may not have the same high resolution options as the recent ones, the overall quality here is brilliant. Great film making, great stars, hot sex and excellent images. Now we have full HD too at 1080p, and the site has a wonderfully interactive design. There are no quality concerns at all.

This one site holds a nice amount of hardcore lesbian scenes that are exclusive. There are HD versions now, with mobile and other viewing options, the scenes run for around 25 minutes and come with galleries of sometimes over 1,000 high quality pics. The content is all girl/girl and well filmed. Bonus sites offer loads more content covering lots of niches.

You get loads of extras and bonuses with this membership, including access to other Brazzers sites and interviews, backstage news and links to interesting sites. There is a bonus DVD theatre, and there is plenty of interactivity. The site has an excellent design and is great to explore and use.

About the only downer I can think of is that some of the older movies may not have HD viewing because the technology wasn't there when they were made; but that's no one's fault!

When I checked the join pages they had an offer on for under $15.00 per month (it showed in Euros for me) and other great longer-term signup deals. There was a trial period but it was limited and recurred at a higher rate than the norm. With 33 sites, loads of backstage stuff plus a vast movie theatre plugin, you have excellent bonuses here.

The network is brilliant, Bazzers is a great place to join. Any of their sites are good to join, but for lesbian action you don't get much better than the hardcore porn stars who dildo their way to screaming orgasms in these exclusive movies. Hot lesbian sex, excellent quality and viewing options, wonderful design, perfectly interactive and great value.

700 Pics In Set

Hi-Res Pictures

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Average length of 25 Mins

5000KbpsWMV 876 x 480
12800KbpsWMV 1280 x 720
2600KbpsFLV 1280 x 720
5000KbpsMP4 1920 x 1080
12000KbpsMP4 1920 x 1080

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