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The Minion

Last updated on by Luke Preston

What can I say? Porn should be fun, and at The Minion, it is. This Minion, apart from not being yellow, looks strangely like the cartoon characters, without the glasses… Okay, so he doesn't, but he's not far off. An overweight, humorous guy with a bit of a tiddler between his legs talks us through some laid-back, 'WTF' fuck scenes with some horny girls. Updates are irregular, but there are 20 interracial Dogfart bonus sites included.


Unbelievable fun leads to amazing bonuses from Dogfart.

1 Day Trial $0.99 Recurs at $29.99 pcm
Monthly Price $29.99
3 Month Price $49.99 $16.66 a month
Yearly Price$99.998.33 a month
Credit Card     1 Cross sales, prechecked

ReviewerIf you came to this review looking for a bit of fun, you've got it. If you wanted hardcore, you've got that too, and if you wanted interracial hardcore and masses of extras to give you great value, then that's all here as well. The Minion is something of a different site to what we are used to seeing, and it makes a good change. I don't think I've ever laughed at a porn site so much before I saw this. Well, there are some that made me laugh for the wrong reasons, but this one is meant to be fun - and it is.

Our guy, The Minion of the title, is big and flabby, dark-skinned, and not very well hung, bless, and he's got a great outlook on life. He'll lie in bed stuffing his face and waiting for his girl (he refers to them as whores) to turn up. He's got a throw-away attitude to the women he bangs and plays with and the girls, for some reason, put up with him. He is the most unlikely of pornstars, and he doesn't care. The girls are there for his pleasure, and our pleasure comes from listening to his view on life and sex and also watching the girls in action. I mean, we get the usual suck, pussy play, fuck and cum, but it's done in such a way you don't know whether to laugh or shoot your load.

So, something of a difference is offered at The Minion, but you do also have 20 bonus sites to access, and we'll get to them in a moment. The movies here are in Mp4 with some older ones possibly being in WMV. The quality is fine though not dazzling HD, but you can still see and hear everything, and they work fine in that respect. You can stream them and also download in Mp4, with resolutions tending to be around the 480p mark as the movies are pretty old in some cases. However, they are still perfectly viewable. They run for around 20 minutes and mainly come with galleries of around 90 pics each at 1,024 x 768, with zip files and easy online navigation.

The main issue for me was the lack of updates. Perhaps he has eaten himself to an early grave or fucked too many girls, I don't know, but there have been few updates of late. Very few in 2017 but one suddenly popped up at the start of 2018, so maybe he has only been on holiday. There are now 160 videos though, so that's going to be enough to get you going and give you a horny chuckle or two.

Meanwhile, the bonuses. This is where you really strike lucky with a membership to The Minion. There are 20 other sites, and they are all from the Dogfart Network. This production house is known for its interracial movies, and there are masses of black guys and white girls, or white guys fucking black babes, in the rest of your network. With over 4,700 exclusive and hardcore movies, including interviews and outtakes in Dogfart Behind The Scenes, you have a lot to watch and plenty of value for money. Simply select a scene from your list of sites and away you go. Movies here are up to 1,920 x 1,080 HD, with Mp4 mobile files, streams and galleries (over 3,800 of them by now). The network is also a multi-award winner, and the productions are generally very high class. It updates daily too and is very easy to navigate.

I had no issues here apart from the lack of updates, and it's great to see a site that offers something different in porn (fat guy gets laid, and it's amusing and sexy in a weird way) and one that also offers plenty of high-class hardcore to go with it.

These movies are not the best in terms of resolution, being mainly at 480p, and yet they are laid back and natural, and the visuals are fine. The models are also cute and sexy (apart from The Minion himself) and the site is well designed and easy to navigate and use. The bonus videos are up to HD standards.

The Minion has made 160 movies, and they are all here, but updates haven't been happening regularly for a while now. Each one is about 20 minutes in length, exclusive, and comes with streams and downloads, plus most have a gallery. It's hardcore with a fun edge and a natural, ordinary bloke doing the off-the-cuff chatting and entertaining.

You have access to the entire Dogfart Network with this membership bringing you over 20 sites and great value - plus it's all interracial action with top models. It's easy to use, interactive, has some good navigation features and information too, plus a large model index of network girls and guys.

There's a cross sale on the sign-up page to watch out for. These videos are not modern HD, but they are fine. Not all have image galleries. There have been few updates over the last year or so and there's no update schedule.

There's a one-day trial for under a dollar (may be limited), and it comes back at the newly reduced monthly price of $29.99, so that's fine. The annual payment of $99.99 works out the same as $8.33 per month, and this still includes over 20 exclusive sites from an award-winning company. Beware a cross sale, but otherwise, it's excellent value.

Open a The Minion movie and listen to our main man's philosophy of porn and then watch him struggle with and hump a horny younger babe, and your eyes will boggle. It's fun and laid-back and comes with excellent bonuses on an interracial theme. Something of a change from the normal porn we like, but with loads of hardcore sites as extras.

90 Pics In Set

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Average length of 20 Mins

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